The past two days I woke up in a decent mood with hopes to carry my good mood throughout the day. I mean, it isn’t every day that I wake up in a decent mood. I hate mornings.
Tuesday turned out to be a day designed by the devil, complete with rain. Helping run a staff can be beyond frustrating at times. Especially if that staff is half made up of high school kids during flu season. Then Wednesday I woke up ready to go to a morning Body Pump class and when I woke up I had a text from my mom saying, “DON’T LET JACOB GO TO SCHOOL TODAY!” Um, okay? Apparently there were kids at West who were threatening to bring guns to school today and shoot students. Awesome! Not really. So in an attempt to keep Jacob at home I stole his keys, but I don’t think he was heartbroken getting to miss school. Luckily nothing happened today, but I just hope nothing happens in the days to come. It just isn’t funny to say you’re going to shoot up your high school.
In my attempt to cheer up I Instagram stalked Justin Bieber for several moments last night. I will not admit to to hours nor minutes of exact said stalking. As much as I love the Biebs I just don’t understand what some of these girls say to him, or more importantly why. During my stalking session I noticed a picture he posted of his new iPhone 5 and hundreds of girls responded with, “OMG I LOVE YOU WE HAVE THE SAME PHONE SO FUNNY OMG I LOVE YOU YOURE SO HOT DUMP SELENA I STILL CANT BELIEVE WE HAVE THE SAME PHONE!”
So of course my mind wandered to thinking what if I had the same phone as my BFF, but doesn’t know it, Jennifer Lawrence! It’s a good thing there isn’t a counter on the amount of times I have watched this video, or this one. Thank God. But if J.Law had an Instagram 1. You know I would be stalking her 2. every 20 something girl would be begging to be her BFF 3. I would be one of them. I already tell my mom how much Jennifer and I are destined to be best friends forever. I mean, she knows Jennifer Garner, she said so herself, and besides J.Law, J.Garn is the second person in Hollywood I would knock down a grandma and punch a baby for in order to meet. This all goes back to my Alias obsession and my undying love and support to anything and everything Jennifer Garner does, including Ben Affleck.
Don’t worry, I am not going to recap the red carpet or tell you my thoughts on the Academy Awards. Everything fantastic goes to the Jennifer’s and their respective man friends. Bradley Cooper might not be J.Law’s man friend but he was on Alias and if him and her got together I wouldn’t be mad. Unlike my furry over the woman Hugh Jackman is married to.
Another thing that cheered me up was when my little brother “hamster bombed” me. For Valentines Day I got Jacob these hamster stickers from Target as a gag gift, and we really seem to enjoy them more than any 16 and 23 year old should. I took a sheet of stickers and he took a sheet, and since V-Day we have been randomly finding items to “hamster bomb” with these stickers. Last night, I put one on his light switch and when I went back to my room to go to bed I found my room completely bombed. Stickers on my mirrors, stickers on my clocks, on my walls, on each of my fan blades… at least he didn’t hamster bomb my Justin Bieber poster. Ish would have hit the hamster bombed fan.
And these aren’t plain stickers, these are awesome puffy stickers. I took some to work today and put them on my coworkers computers.
Here is to Thursday and not to high school lifeguards.